Happy “Fuck Britain” Day

2010 July 4
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by CajoleJuice

Two-hundred and thirty-four years ago, the American colonies gave the biggest, yet most eloquent, middle finger in history to the British Empire. Somehow now America and Britain are buddy-buddy, but on this day, we should remember how we got here. Some of the greatest statesmen of all-time came together to create an awesome, timeless document that most Americans barely even know anymore. Instead of setting off fireworks and eating the charcoal-burned flesh of dead animals, we should all take some time to read the Declaration of Independence.

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Bahaha. Fuck reading, just watch this instead:

TODAY, WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY

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  • justabitofwit

    meanwhile the indians probably say ‘we should never have given them that damn turkey’ . Never fear your States of Americas (just like britain – it would be imprudent to class it as United ?) is turning into a south american colony anyways, so dont fret too much, and the constitution you speak of ? well your politicians seem to be doing a good job of wiping there A***S with it, just as western politicians ignore democracy generally to serve transglobal corporations. Btw the way if you look at the painting of the founding fathers, it appears to be just a bunch of british/white european people who saw their own advantage in declaring independence, subjugating the indian nations, who can blame them in their selfish pact to steal a country from the natives.