REAL TALK – 6/28/10
I haven’t done one of these in a while, have I?
- I feel like such a massive douchenozzle for ever doubting David Wright. I didn’t draft him with either of my first-round draft picks in fantasy, and he was gone by both my second picks. And then I allowed him to go for $33 in my auction draft. That actually is decently high, but I paid more for Prince Fielder. What a fuckface I am.
- I admit it: I’ve never gotten the appeal of the “Auto-Tune the News” thing.
- I just saw some people describe the first two seasons of Friday Night Lights as soap opera-y. Sorry, I only watch soap operas with amazing production values that air on AMC.
- Speaking of which, I think I’m going to end up buying this poster.
- It’s kinda amazing how FIFA consists of more national teams than their are member states in the United Nations. Especially considering how much a joke FIFA seems to be.
- It took until I was 24 years old for me to get my first, “I used to have a crush on you.” I feel like that’s kinda sad.
- Red Dead Redemption convinced me to tell myself not to buy any games for a while (except for Starcraft 2). Steam constantly makes such a pronouncement extremely difficult to adhere to. Really, Left 4 Dead 2 for 10 bucks? Yet I resisted. Perhaps I am developing some semblance of willpower.
- I think we can all agree that The Shield has one of the best series finales of all-time. But it also has one of the best series premieres. What other show(s) can say that?
- Do not slam your putter length-wise into the ground, no matter how half-assed you might think the slam will be.
- Girls really do dig guys with iPhones –Â I witnessed it firsthand. Maybe I should carry around my iPod Touch and pretend it’s an iPhone.
- INCEPTION is less than three weeks away. I wonder how many (more) wet dreams I’ll have about it between now and July 16th.
- In case you were wondering: yes, oil is still pouring into the Gulf of Mexico. I say we nuke the site from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure. I’m so original.
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