Thank God This Shit Is Over

2008 November 4

You may have noticed (ok, maybe not) I didn’t make a GO OUT AND VOTE post. Maybe because your vote had a 1 in 10,000 chance of making a difference according to And that’s if you happen to live in one of those “swing states”. Barack Obama winning my home state of New York was more of a lock than McCain winning Texas. But hey, gotta exercise your right and all that crap. Can we all move on now? I’m sick of all the shit plastered on Facebook walls and in online forums. I’m tired of all the one-sided arguing. Neither side is the fucking Anti-Christ, shitheads.

I’m just glad I don’t have to hear about the vast majority of stuff listed here ever again:

I’m glad I don’t have to wait for infomercials to be over before I can watch the last three innings of the World Series.

I’m glad I don’t have to see fucking CHRIS BERMAN interviewing Presidential candidates again.

But yes, most of all, I’m glad that this ridiculously long election is over and that this country can move forward now. Hopefully, Obama can take us in the right direction. He better thank David Palmer in his acceptance speech.

God Bless America, bitches.

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