Johan Affirms His Deity Status
2008 September 28
Why did I doubt God? Just five days ago, I declared Johan Santana’s status as a higher being, yet just two days later I said he would only throw six to seven innings in his start yesterday. Instead, he had one of the greatest pitching performances by a Met ever. A 3-hit shutout on 3 days’ rest. And I got to watch it in person while stuffing my face with a disgusting amount of food and drink. Amazing.
Since I passed out FOREVER after I got home from the game yesterday, and I’m actually writing right before the last game of the season, I’m going to keep this short. Johan is indeed God. You should all worship him. I will pay tribute by buying his home jersey as soon as possible.
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