Rejected Blog Posts
You may have noticed I haven’t posted much lately. This is due to work, too many nights at the Half-Penny Pub, and many ideas for posts that I shot down. Here are some examples:
- Michael Phelps is a Massive Toolbag Who Looks Like an Alien
- The Very Best MySpace Pages of Teenage Girls
- How I Will Kill Veronica Belmont’s Significant Other and Steal Her Heart (Kinda Like Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai)
- All My Personal Financial Information Summarized Neatly in an Excel Spreadsheet
- Will Ferrell is a Very Funny Guy and I Love Seeing Him Star in Four Movies a Year
- My Dick Growth Chart
- This Week in Bowel Movements
- My Personal Financial Records Summarized in an Excel Spreadsheet
- Heath Ledger Jokes
- Should I Go Hairy or Shaven? (Complete with Full Body Pics!)
- A 9-5 Workday Liveblog
- Best Places in the World to Kill Yourself
- Dating Advice From a Master of Being Awkward
- Why Synchronized Diving is Awesome
- The Most Exciting Things About Being an Actuary
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