Proof That The Internet Sucks

2008 April 9

As of today, these are the standings of TIME’s 100 Most Influential People online poll.

Ok, that’s enough.

I know what you’re thinking: Who the fuck is Rain?? Some research (re: Wikipedia) reveals that he is a Korean pop star. I guess they took breaks from playing Starcraft to vote for him. And Stephenie Meyer is an author of moronic books for teenage girls. You may have heard about some book where a girl falls in love with a vampire. Yeah, that’s this author.

I dare you to tell me that this isn’t the most depressing list you’ve ever seen, outside of that list you made about all your failures. Oh wait, that was me.

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