Fuck the Patriots

2007 September 14
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by CajoleJuice

The sweatshirt slob Bill Belichick was just fined the NFL maximum of $500,000 and the New England Patriots were fined an addition $250,000 and will lose a first-round pick (if they make the playoffs) for videotaping the Jets sideline this Sunday. Excuse me for a second while I imagine the damage control that must be ensuing across New England right now.

I’m not really sure how to express my feelings into words. A big part of me is elated to see the Patriots dynasty and Belichick get tainted like this, but on the other hand, I feel like it’s going to be forgotten as quickly as Sammy Sosa’s corked bat. And is it really that big a deal? Guys try to steal signs all the time, Belichick just set up a more elaborate system to do it. He got caught, and he has to pay the price. That price probably should’ve been higher. There’s also the whole “Mangini must’ve known while he was there” angle. I’m not quite sure I buy that. I just know that I wouldn’t have wished something like this to happen to any other team. Man, I’m loving it.

(Tom Brady was obviously behind all this, seeing as how he’s the Anti-Christ)

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  • http://speedinguptostop.blogspot.com/ Iamthegamer

    God damn Patriots, sucking up all the awesome from the Lions…

    yea, right.

  • http://redthreat.wordpress.com redthreat

    i hate the pats. no, i hate new england as a whole. red sox and all.

  • Aljobie

    FFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKt rhose cock-sucking sons of man whore douche wielding bitches!!!!!

  • Brent

    F the Patsies. Wait until they hit salary cap hell in a few years.

  • mark

    I’m with ya! FUCK the patriots! (Panty-rots)
    The cheating girls couldn’t win a gam without help of SOME SORT!
    Either videotaping, or referees helping, they seem to get the advantage.
    AND…
    They have only played shit teams this year. (so far at 8-0)

    They can all kiss my ass!
    I could beat them myself…, just me, all 60 minutes, 1 against 11…
    I’d whip them so bad they’d want to cry & go home.

    FUCK THE PATRIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • heiny

    Fuck the Pats and Bill and his damn sweat shirts. Him and Brady are cheating whores. They go lucky against the colts. They made Brady look like a terd. Brady and Bill can go fuck each other and eat shit. Thank you

  • David

    I can’t stand Belichick at all…he’s awkward and slimy in every way. he can’t even shake a man’s hand without looking like a complete tool.

    Sure, Brady looks awesome, but even Rex Grossman would look sweet if he knew which defensive plays were coming.

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  • Fuck Patsys

    Fuck the cheating cunts who stole a possible superbowl from the silver and black. FUCK the Patsy’s….Raiders for life.

  • HowBoutDemCowboys

    FUCK ‘EM. I’m offering to write a check for a month’s pay to help pay the inevitable fine for the guy that hits Brady in the knees after the whistle and tears his ACL, MCL, LCL, lateral meniscus, patellar tendon, and shatters his kneecap into 6.598 million pieces. F U C K T H E P A T R I O T S .

  • http://thesomewhatmanlynerd.wordpress.com/ CajoleJuice

    I’m not a Cowboys fan either, but that was a beautiful post.

  • blah

    pats are lowlives…fuck them and their fuckin fans….no class…the talent is def there….we can hate all we want but brady is awesome so is moss…but their character is ridiculous….belicheck is a fool…..i hate the pats….im a yankee fan…people hate the yanks but theyve never been classless like this…..hate the red sox but u know what? they dont do things like this in such a classless way….why go for it on 4th down when ur up 20 pts in the 4th….bitch ass fuckers…

  • patriots are hulk hogan

    can someone answer this question: why,after 9/11,after all the flag waving,after all the speeches about how united we stand divided we fall,after the nfl takes a week off not only to show respect for the victims of 9/11,but to figure out a “way” for the nfl to help keep america moving forward,after brady fills the shoes of bledsoe,after the tuck rule,they,the patriots are intorduced onto the field as a team…a united team…and after being guided bt the officials to super bowl 36,for the first time in the history of the super bowl they are introduced as a team…WHY?

  • patriots are hulk hogan

    Q: the team that benefited the most from 9/11
    A: the patriots

    Q: the teams that benefited the least from 9/11
    A: all the teams that faced the patriots in the super bowl

  • patriots are hulk hogan

    Q: why was jessica lynch made a super heroine? why was pat timmerman lied about? why was tom brady an official guest of the bushies at the state of the union address?

    A:

  • patriots are hulk hogan

    yes,that was a very beautiful post…now,why did the patriots come onto the field after 9/11 introduced as a team?

  • patriots are hulk hogan

    stop playing games and answer this question…

  • http://thesomewhatmanlynerd.wordpress.com/ CajoleJuice

    HAHAHA Are you myself, just when I’m blacked out? I just started thinking of a 9/11 connection the other day!

  • patriots are bullsh!t

    why,after 9/11 did the twats (patriots) start winning games? why,after 9/11 (not 9-1-1-) did they,the twats,come out onto the field announced as a team…you remember…united we stand (against the terrorists) divided we fall. can’t anyone answer this obvious question?

  • patriots are bullsh!t

    a: thee nfl is/are americas past time/americas voice. what better a team for the chicken flag waving majority dumb-shits to gather-around during this most desperate time than the twats (patriots).

  • patriots are bullsh!t

    the nba are a joke,baseball is a joke,nhl…no one cares…lol. the nfl needs to learn from the wwf,now the wwe (world wrestling entertainment) and change from thje nfl to the nfe (national football entertainment).

  • Bastard Bob

    ooooo the Patsies are “undefeated”, well let us all bow down and fucking worship them. FUCK TOMMI BRADY. When they lost to the Colts Brady wasn’t even man enough to shake Peyton’s hand. Of course, this is the same Tommi Brady who cheats on his wife. And what else would you expect from Brady than cheating? Remember “Spygate”? That little bout of spying on other teams committed by the Cheatriots? Yeah, real impressive season, Patsypoos. First you play in the WORST division in the league, so you had no reason NOT to at least get into the playoffs. Then the refs hand you the game against the Ravens, who as we all know kicked the living shit out of your arrogant candyasses. How many times this season alone did you have to cheat? How many teams have you been spying on, Bellicheat? This shit has been going on since the “tuck rule”. Hey Goodell, ever heard of racketering? Because that’s what you’re doing. Maybe someone will have you investigated under RICO law and toss you into the slammer where you belong. In the meantime, I’m not buying any more NFL related merchandise, nor am I watching the games. I refused to watch the game tonight. I left that for the stupid people and for the handful of Patsy fans who actually exist. Hell, the WWE has more credibility than this organized crime bullshit and the thieving fucking cunts operating it.

  • RAIDERNATION

    I HATE THE SORRY FUCKING PATRIOTS I DONT CARE HOW MANY GAMES THOSE CHEATING ASS BITCHES WON THEY HAD TO CHEAT! MATTER OF FACT TAKE AWAY ALL THE RINGS THEY GOT THIS ISN’T THE FIRST TIME THEY GOT CAUGHT DISGRACING THE NAME OF FOOTBALL. AND THEY SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES VOTING THAT PUNK COACH OF THE YEAR. CHEATING IS HOW YOU BECOME COACH OF YEAR GET REAL. AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED THE ’72 DOLPHINS ARE THE ONLY UNDEFEATED TEAM EVER AND I DON’T CARE FOR THEM EITHER AT LEAST THEY DIDN’T FUCKIN CHEAT I DON’T CARE WHO BEATS THEM BITCHES AS LONG AS THEY FUCKIN LOSE GO GET THEM DOGGS DONT LET THOSE BITCHES TAKE ANYMORE TITLES

  • patriots are a joke

    it started after 9-11 happened. it started after drew beldsoe was “hurt” and couldn’t play anymore. it started when the poster boy brady took over at qb. it started with the tuck rule. the raiders were robbed from going to the super bowl and every team that has played them in the superbowl since then has been robbed.

    my prediction: patriots/pastrytawts vs. packers in this years super bowl. feel good story of the super bowl: brett favre.

    the nfl always has a feel-good story (remember when the only thing they could come up with during the steelers/seahawks suprbowl was how jerome bettis deserved to win a super bowl?) well,what do you think will be this years nfl feel good story? i believe it will be:can the old man brett favre beat the twats?

    i hope that i am wrong (i love football). i hope the twats lose. but i just don’t see flag waving america and the nfls officials allowing any team to beat the twats in the super bowl.

    and i will say it again: i hope that i am proven wrong. but then i also believe that since 9-11 and the patriotic flag waving that came afterward that the nfl has created a monster…and this monster must be destroyed or the integrity of the game will be lost forever.

  • joe

    patriots can kiss new york’s assss man….the yankees and mets are better at baseball and the giants and jets are both better in football…the bills…well..no comment….

    giants- 08 super bowl champs another 3 point win! – my prediction

  • http://www.patriots.com Joe

    here boys….have a tissue to wipe away your tears…

    …oops, sorry, that’s my spooge rag. Hope you didn’t get my jizz in your eye.

    WAAAAAAAH! Cry a little more–the Pats are going undefeated through the superbowl, and there’s nothing you’re gonna do about it!