Happy Festivus!

2006 December 23
by CajoleJuice

Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had – but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized there had to be another way!

Kramer: What happened to the doll?

Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. “A Festivus for the rest of us!”

Kramer: That musta been some kind of doll.

Frank Costanza: She was.

I hope everyone has a nice gathering of friends and/or family today. The Airing of Grievances and Feats of Strength always make for good wholesome fun. I know I will be celebrating this joyous holiday.

I hope everyone has their pole…

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