Activities That Would Have Been More Enjoyable Than Watching The NCAA Basketball Championship Game
- Continuing to read the Amazin’ Avenue 2011 Annual
- Watching Japanese tentacle porn
- Reading my backlog of Economist issues
- Sleeping
- Watching Mariners-Rangers and/or Pirates-Cardinals
- Drowning a litter of kittens
- Writing a blog post in addition to this one
- Watching the Game of Thrones preview approximately ten times in a row
- Drinking bleach
- Ironing my work shirts
- Creating more Simpsons GIFs
- Fixing the tags of my MP3s
- Watching whatever was on UPN tonight
- Shaving my entire body
- Losing repeatedly to all-in rushs in Starcraft II
- Starting to watch Twin Peaks on Netflix instant
- Finally doing my taxes
- Reading cases even though I don’t attend law school
- Playing Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood
- Taking my dog out for a walk in the rain at night
- Painting my entire bedroom
- Looking at pictures of Corgis
- Burning (as in, with fire) my Lost Season 1 DVD set
- Listening to Mike Francesa fellate Derek Jeter
- Playing pub trivia by myself against teams of four
- Watching the classic “Chicks Dig the Long Ball” Nike commercial 200 times
- Reading the Book of Revelation
- Driving to Montauk Point and back
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