Obligatory Observance of America’s 233rd Birthday
2009 July 4
America, fuck yeah!
Andy Roddick is in the Wimbledon finals.
Fifteen Major League Baseball games will be played tomorrow.
The forecast in my town calls for a high of 78 degrees.
I will be eating barbecued hamburgers and hot dogs.
Edit: And Joey Chestnut just defended his title by eating more hot dogs in 10 minute than I do in 10 years.
Who cares that the unemployment rate has hit 9.5%?
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