Kill Luis Castillo

2009 June 13
by CajoleJuice

I just watched Terminator Salvation after the debacle that was the ending of tonight’s opening contest between the Mets and Yankees. It did not soothe my rage in any way, shape or form. I just see this in my head over. and over. and over.

How? How did that really happen? And why the hell did he throw the ball to second base? The Mets had the game won on a clutch double by David Wright in the top of the 8th off of Mariano Rivera. Maybe it happens more often now, but you DON’T GIVE AWAY GAMES YOU WIN OFF OF MARIANO RIVERA. David Wright proved himself superior to A-Rod, but the latter was the one who got mobbed by his teammates at the end of the game. Because of Luis Fucking Castillo, who I don’t think ANY Mets fan wanted on the team this year.

I was just starting to warm up to him. The only person I knew who hated Castillo more than me was my dad. We both did not want to see his two worthless knees in a Mets uniform in 2009. But then he actually started off well.  Then he sucked again. And then he started looking decent again. And then this happened. This epic embarrassment of a choke. Get him the fuck out of my face. My dad and I were supposed to go to the game tomorrow together, but he’s so disgusted that he told me to take my mom instead.

I got nothing else. There’s not much more to say. How much can you say about a ball that pops out of a glove to cost a game? I do know that Orlando Hudson would’ve caught that.

I’ll leave you with this. Even I laughed at this. At this point, I’m not sure what else I can do.

Benny Hill-ified

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