Mike Francesa is Going to Have a Coronary Tomorrow

Joba Chamberlain just pitched 8 innings of 2-run ball tonight. Only gave up 4 hits and 2 walks, while striking out 5. He also averaged 94 on his fastball, while hitting 97 more than a couple of times. He even laid out for a bunt to complete a double play. I’d say that’s a pretty dominant start. I wonder what excuses Francesa will come up with tomorrow to take him out of the rotation. DA INDIANS DIDNT HAVE SIZEMOREEE!!! HE GAVE UP A HOME RUN!! DA BULLPEN STILL HAS A HOLLEE! It should be fun, for sure. I was so ecstatic to find out how well Joba did, it almost made up for J.J. Putz being totally useless. Bobby Parnell in the Mets’ 8th inning spot, please.

I’m not sure what else I can add to this post other than the Mike’d Up theme:

I think a comment on YouTube sums it up best:

sounds like music from a power wheels commercial

I would go with 80s myself, but I think Power Wheels fits 80s perfectly. It works on multiple levels.

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