Shane Victorino Really Is A Piece of Shit
How did I ever decide to root for the Phillies?
Actually, in practice I’ve been seemingly going back and forth by player this entire World Series.
Cliff Lee? Wow, he’s a pimp, I want him to throw a shutout.
Jimmy Rollins? Shut the fuck up and strike out, please.
A-Rod? You fucking suck. Six Ks? Is Kate Hudson on the rag?
Chase Utley? Oh my God, you truly are my forbidden crush.
Mariano Rivera? No way I want to see the Phillies beat you.
Shane Victorino? Die in a Hawaiian volcanic eruption.
Perhaps I need to take this advice, and just look at the bright side of each possible outcome. If the Yankees lose, A-Rod still doesn’t have a ring, Yankee fans turn on every possible player, and the Yankees lose any possible claim at team of the decade. If the Phillies lose, they won’t be the first NL team to repeat in over 30 years, Philly doesn’t become the new Boston, and Jimmy Rollins shuts up.
As for comments on the actual game tonight, it was another pitchers’ duel that this time fell on the Yankees’ side. Pedro’s line was dangerously close to my prediction (three runs instead of four), and A.J. Burnett pitched a great, if not brilliant, game. And then of course Mariano Rivera threw 39 pitches in another ho-hum two-inning postseason save. That was the 14th two-inning save of his postseason career, and the 33rd time he pitched at least 2 innings in any situation. Piece of cake.
Succeeding Rivera as Yankee closer will be the worst job in the world.
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