Eliot Spitzer Owned

2008 March 11
by CajoleJuice

New York Times article

ALBANY — Gov. Eliot Spitzer was a client of a high-end prostitution ring broken up last week by federal authorities, according to law enforcement officials, a development that threatened to end his career and turned the state’s political world upside down.

According to prosecutors, the Emperor’s Club provided women to clients in London, Paris, Miami and other cities, and charged them between $1,000 and $5,500 an hour.

For once it wasn’t a Republican! What’s worse, an attacker of gay marriage engaging in secret gay sex or talking to boys online, or paying $5,000 hookers. Well, they’re definitely not hookers at that point. They are escorts. Only the prime stuff for the governor.

Yea, I don’t see this ending in anything but a resignation. That’s my analysis.

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