No Really, The Terrorists Have Won

2007 January 31
by CajoleJuice

Honestly, if some poor guy (even if he does look a bit crazy) is going to get arrested because the people of Boston are fucking morons, isn’t it obvious that 9/11 really has changed everything. People are afraid of their own shadows. They couldn’t tell that it was just a Lite-Brite? Not only that, but the police water-blasted one of them. And now this guy has to suffer because everyone around him is an idiot. The mayor of Boston is embarrassed for getting owned by a bunch of Mooninites. The Boston PD must feel like a bunch of morons for being afraid of them. Boston is the laughing stock of the world. I guess this guy has to be the scapegoat.

One funny thing: Fox News has to blur out the middle finger…

But they missed this one…

Is it really that offensive coming from a Lite-Brite creation?

The greatest part about all this is how much free publicity Aqua Teen Hunger Force is getting. Now the whole nation knows about it. And if I’m not mistaken, there’s a movie coming out soon. I just feel bad for the guy getting arrested. That’s just pathetic.

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  • h0pper

    I watch ATHF and the Mooninites were on it last night, and I thought I was gonna piss myself. best show ever. lol.

  • CajoleJuice

    I actually feel like giving the show a second chance just because of this. haha

  • uhmgawa

    Well there you have it. I would expect no less from the public servants of the Massachusetts Miracle. Morons in elected office, morons in police uniforms, morons staffing the *bomb squad*. I’m torn between the importance of a legal fund for the two starving artists enabling them to sue the bejeezus out of those Massholes vs. directing such funds to some sorely needed rudimentary education for people unqualified to operate a toilet, much less being entrusted with public safety.

    Massachusetts Government is the reason I escaped that God Forsaken state decades ago. The deterioration of rational thought in that abyss occurring since my escape only makes my egress that much sweeter. Carry on Massholes!

  • CajoleJuice

    That was quite an impressive rant.

    I approve.