Now We Know Why God Hates A-Rod
Quoted from the Daily News article linked above:
A petite stripper at the Hustler Club said A-Rod “likes the she-male, muscular type. They brought me up to the champagne room one time. I spun around once and that was it. I’m not his type.”
That’s just an awesome choice of words. That stripper was obviously a bit pissed that A-Rod didn’t like her and she wanted to make it sound as if A-Rod likes manly women. Maybe I’m being a bit presumptuous in saying that he likes outright trannies. Maybe he just likes a good tranny surprise. Maybe he just likes the mystery as an athletic woman dances in front of him, wondering whether or not she has a penis.
But it really does shed some light on why A-Rod’s career has been a debacle. Once The Almighty caught wind of A-Rod’s crimes against nature, he obviously made it a point to make A-Rod the whipping boy of an entire city. He decided to let him rack up ridiculous stats and a shitload of money, but he’d make A-Rod miserable deep down inside. Now the New York Post is running a front page story that reads “A-Rod caught with mystery blonde in 6 cities.” And when he yells something to make a guy drop a fly ball AND IT ACTUALLY WORKS, every media outlet seems to be jumping on him for being “bush-league.” Meanwhile, if he was on the other end, the entire country would be laughing. The man cannot win… until he wins. And if he opts out of his contract at the end of the year without a World Series ring on his finger (the Yankees need to get back to .500 first), he just might be remembered as a loser forever.
Unless he goes to the Cubs and brings them their first World Series title in 100 years.
And then the Four Horsemen would come out of the sky and bring the end of the world along with them.
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