Somewhat Manly Nerd » the situation http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/blog infrequent blogging from some dude Wed, 11 Mar 2026 09:36:10 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 A Tale of Two Commercials http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/blog/2010/04/08/a-tale-of-two-commercials/ http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/blog/2010/04/08/a-tale-of-two-commercials/#comments Thu, 08 Apr 2010 20:58:30 +0000 CajoleJuice http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/blog/?p=2584 The Masters started today, which made Nike think it was the perfect time to release this bizarre Tiger Woods commercial. Why is Tiger’s father speaking to him from the grave? And why is he so damn cryptic? I would think he’d just say, “What the fuck’s wrong with you, son?” I don’t really want to stare at Tiger’s mug for 30 seconds, either.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NTRvlrP2NU

In related news, I really want Tom Watson to win the Masters at 60 years old, just so no one can pretend golf is a sport anymore.

The other commercial is not bizarre — just homoerotic. I feel like anything involving a male cast member of Jersey Shore is bound to have gay undertones, and I guess non-Mets fans will argue that David Wright has the same effect. Fuck you. :(

I present to you a Vitamin Water commercial starring David Wright and The Situation:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W-nCmN_Ovk

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