Somewhat Manly Nerd » the scout is an annoying masshole http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/blog infrequent blogging from some dude Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:14:27 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 In the Land of the Scouts, the Heavy is King http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/blog/2009/02/25/in-the-land-of-the-scouts-the-heavy-is-king/ http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/blog/2009/02/25/in-the-land-of-the-scouts-the-heavy-is-king/#comments Wed, 25 Feb 2009 06:16:50 +0000 CajoleJuice http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/blog/?p=1316 I just had the best round of my Team Fortress 2 career. The opportunity to mow down multitudes of frolicking scouts will never present itself again, so I had to take advantage. I had 13 caps and 37 points in one life. To a halfway-decent TF2 player, that may not seem impressive, but it’s the most points I’ve ever had on one point, and I hadn’t even approached my record since the initial launch period and I went on a sniping spree. Maybe one other sniping life came close, but I certainly never came close with Heavy. I still only have a few hours of playtime with the Heavy, so that epic run makes it look like I’m awesome, when I’m actually a vagina of a Heavy. I do not usually make Mother Russia proud, as evidenced by the fact that I still don’t have any of the Heavy’s unlocks.

So I’d love to give some impressions of the new weapons, but I spent my time killing all the other people double-jumping around in order to amass an arsenal. Instead, I will post this video of all the Scout’s new domination taunts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX__swbUwag

Edit: What the shit, my run apparently got wiped from my stats. It was there right after, but now it’s gone. I am just posting this so you do not think I am a liar. I know that revelation would’ve been life-changing. No need to worry, it’s just Steam’s fault.

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