I’m ashamed to admit that Christina Hendricks would undoubtedly be too much woman for me. I’d be done the minute she touched me — if I got that far.

The Office is still worth watching if only for the random Creed lines. Anyone that watched this past week’s episode knows what I’m talking about.

TBS shouldn’t be allowed to cover sports anymore after their fuckup tonight. Being subjected to The Steve Harvey Show is not something white people take lightly.

As you may have heard or played yourself already, Call of Duty: World at War is a WWII Call of Duty 4 mod. With Kiefer Sutherland yelling at you. You may think that sounds awesome, but it isn’t, since Treyarch isn’t Infinity Ward.

Can we all agree that it’s going to be fucking awesome when this election is finally over? I don’t even care if every racist in America comes out and votes for McCain, facilitating a shocking victory. I just want it to be over.

The Shield is better than whichever TV shows you’re watching this season. People should be speculating how this show wraps up just as much as people were talking about the end of the goddamn Sopranos.

World of Goo is not a porno game.

If you enjoyed Iron Man and/or Tropic Thunder due to Robert Downey Jr. being awesome, you owe it to yourself and humanity to watch Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Especially since it’s a better movie than either of those.

The more you research a potential purchase — whether it be an HDTV, a car, or a digital camera — the less inclined you become to actually BUY one.

While watching Steve Harvey for 20 minutes was painful, watching the same Frank TV commercials for the second year in a row every commercial break is even worse. Fuck you so much, TBS.

The Red Sox are about to win the ALCS tomorrow and subsequently the World Series. I hate being right sometimes. I’d hate being wrong about the World Series even more.