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	<title>Somewhat Manly Nerd &#187; ownage</title>
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		<title>Jimmy Kimmel is Cold-Blooded</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:32:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CajoleJuice</dc:creator>
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_ZBqjNxa8I

I&#8217;d say not to trade barbs with a comedian, but Melissa Joan Hart seemed to be just playing around. Jimmy Kimmel, conversely, doesn&#8217;t play around. This is a devastating truth bomb distilled to its purest form.
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<p style="text-align: left;">I&#8217;d say not to trade barbs with a comedian, but Melissa Joan Hart seemed to be just playing around. Jimmy Kimmel, conversely, doesn&#8217;t play around. This is a devastating truth bomb distilled to its purest form.</p>
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		<title>The Pinnacle of Human Achievement</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:32:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CajoleJuice</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s times like these I wish I could embed stuff other than YouTube here on WordPress.com. I really need to self-host. But you don&#8217;t need to watch it on here. Just click the following link for greatness. It is 34 minutes of absolutely mesmerizing video. Only 10 seconds in, and you&#8217;ll know you&#8217;re in for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:center;">It&#8217;s times like these I wish I could embed stuff other than YouTube here on WordPress.com. I really need to self-host. But you don&#8217;t need to watch it on here. Just click the following link for greatness. It is 34 minutes of absolutely mesmerizing video. Only 10 seconds in, and you&#8217;ll know you&#8217;re in for a treat.</p>
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<h3 style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/k6yJK9dnWbgmr55PeP">The Ultimate Compilation</a></h3>
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<p style="text-align:center;">Well, I can&#8217;t end this post without plainly displaying something entertaining, so here:</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="steven seagals career really took a bad turn" src="http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/seagalkids.gif" alt="" width="350" height="185" /></p>
<p style="text-align:center;">I&#8217;d say that is a contender for Best GIF Ever Made.</p>
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		<title>Possibly The Greatest Speech Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 04:12:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CajoleJuice</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I picked up the film Glengarry Glen Ross yesterday at Best Buy. They&#8217;re having a sale on Artisan DVDs for 4 BUCKS each.  I also picked up The Running Man and Pi. I wanted to get American Psycho as well.
Anyhow, this is the early scene that basically sets up the rest of Glengarry Glen [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I picked up the film <em>Glengarry Glen Ross</em> yesterday at Best Buy. They&#8217;re having a sale on Artisan DVDs for <em><strong>4 BUCKS</strong></em> each.  I also picked up <em>The Running Man</em> and <em>Pi</em>. I wanted to get <em>American Psycho</em> as well.</p>
<p>Anyhow, this is the early scene that basically sets up the rest of <em>Glengarry Glen Ross</em>. It features Alec Baldwin pretty much giving the best performance I&#8217;ve ever seen him give. Fortunately, the rest of the stellar cast lives up to it for the rest of the film. Seriously, the film is based on a play (both are written by David Mamet) and you can tell. The film is just carried by the superb, vitriolic script and the half-dozen brillant performances that are just piled on top of one another. Al Pacino. Jack Lemmon. Kevin Spacey. Ed Harris. Alan Arkin. All incredible.</p>
<p>Without further ado, I present to you <strong><em>Pure. Awesome.</em></strong></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROhlThs9qY">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROhlThs9qY</a></p></p>
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