Somewhat Manly Nerd » drunk http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/blog infrequent blogging from some dude Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:14:27 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 Drunk Post #2 http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/blog/2008/08/11/drunk-post-2/ http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/blog/2008/08/11/drunk-post-2/#comments Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:16:24 +0000 CajoleJuice http://thesomewhatmanlynerd.wordpress.com/?p=503 Yeah, that’s right, another drunk post. I feel like this one might be more of a grammatical disaster than the last one.

So the Mets bullpen has to be the worst in the history of the Major Leagues amoong contending teams. They’ve blown no less than 10 games. And that’s being EXTREMELY generous. Heilman, Sanchez, and Wagner: all totally worthless. Especially Heilman. Holy shit, I couldn’t even do work for the last two hours because I was so pissed off at Heilman’s ineptitude. LOS METS.

I’m still sore over Rachel Nichols not being at Jets practice on Saturday. Damn you, Rachel. You had been following Brett Favre for weeks, and then you decided to stop just as I hoped to see you. I went to Jets practice not for Brett, but for you. You broke my heart Rachel.

Fortunately, Pineapple Express owned my weekend. Most consistently entertaining and hilarious movie I’ve seen in a long, long time. Possibly the funniest Apatow movie yet. That’s right, I went there. Superbad is overrated.

Man, I am so done. Darts takes more out of you than you might think. And blowing fireballs, too. I’m a busy man. I just hope I can wake up for work tomorrow.

]]> http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/blog/2008/08/11/drunk-post-2/feed/ 1 This is Me Drunk http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/blog/2008/07/29/this-is-me-drunk/ http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/blog/2008/07/29/this-is-me-drunk/#comments Tue, 29 Jul 2008 05:22:44 +0000 CajoleJuice http://thesomewhatmanlynerd.wordpress.com/?p=478 I’m kinda pissed right now because I have a bunch of candidates for posts, but i’m too intoxicated to truly get them off the ground at this point. Plus I was out during the time I would’ve used to form the posts. Instead, you will get this stream of consciousness post that will verge on total shit. Speaking of total shit, Transformers was on my bar tonight. You know, I actually enjoyed the movie in theaters, but it has to be the first movie where being intoxicated actually LOWERED the enjoyment level of the movie. Or maybe I just had a spat of retardedness last summer.

But I’m not as dumb as Shia LaBeouf. I WALKED home tonight. I didn’t drive. Unfortunately for Shia, he drank and drove. And then crashed into another car. NONONONONONONONOONONONO. All celebrities have to do is NOT drink and drive, NOT get caught doing drugs, NOT beat up their mom and wife. Yet somehow, so many of them fall to the forbidden pleasures of life. Did I just say beating up your mom was a pleasure of life? I’m taking my man-crush on Christian Bale a bit too far.

ohhhh Christian Bale. I’m going to write a spoiler-filled post about The Dark Knight. I really liked the movie, but there’s definitely stuff to rip on, and I will.

LEAVE THE BOY ALONE, HARVEY.

No, I won’t. I will find stuff to criticize in The Dark Knight. IT SHOULD HAVE ENDED 45 MINUTES EARLIER.

Anyway, the Mets bullpen is more worthless than Reichsmarks at the end of World War II. YEA, I JUST WROTE THAT. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!? I’m apparently not drunk enough if I’m referencing foreign currency. Foreign currency that doesn’t even exist anymore. Whatever, I visited there before the whole EURO craze. Damn Euro, making our US dollar look bad.

Man, I love walking out of a bar to see two people making out. And then going back inside to finish my beer by myself. With Transformers playing on the TV. That shit is AWESOME.

I really hope I don’t have much to do at work tomorrow.

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