Two-hundred and thirty-four years ago, the American colonies gave the biggest, yet most eloquent, middle finger in history to the British Empire. Somehow now America and Britain are buddy-buddy, but on this day, we should remember how we got here. Some of the greatest statesmen of all-time came together to create an awesome, timeless document that most Americans barely even know anymore. Instead of setting off fireworks and eating the charcoal-burned flesh of dead animals, we should all take some time to read the Declaration of Independence.

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Bahaha. Fuck reading, just watch this instead:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgaPSAGDd0k

TODAY, WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY